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Posted Monday December 17, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29741)
why is six afraid of seven? .........because seven ate nine
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Posted Monday December 17, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29742)
or was it because seven six five
I've overreached myself again....
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Posted Monday December 17, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29743)
oh ya....

How do you catch a polar bear?

cut a circle in the ice. wait for the polar bear to come to the hole to catch fish. Then....wait for it....wait for it.
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Posted Monday December 17, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29744)
Then kick him in the icehole
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Posted Monday December 17, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29745)
Ya I know, that was about as satisfing as masturbating to the womens underware section in the Sears catalog.

and I know Im not the only one............
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Posted Monday December 17, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29746)
So did you hear about the new New Mexico quarter that's coming out?

It's an alien getting busted with a D.W.I.
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Posted Monday December 17, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29747)
what kind of bee's give milk? .........boobies
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Posted Monday December 17, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29748)
and my most famous joke evar...

what do you call a dislexic vampire? .........

count backwards....

yep, i made those two up myself cheshire can testify!!!!!!
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Posted Monday December 17, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29749)
Oh heck with it! Here, my favorite Little Johnny joke.

Little Johnny and his dad went shopping at the grocery store. Walking down an aisle, Johnny asked his dad if he could have a box of Lucky Charms. His dad said," Well, Johnny, can you touch your asshole with your dick?"

Johnny said, "No!!"

Johnny's dad said, "Well, there's your answer."

Later, Johnny asked if he could have Spagettios. His dad, again, said, "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?"

Johnny said, "No!!"

His dad said, "Well, there's your answer."

At the end of the shopping trip, Johnny's dad felt bad about how he had talked to Johnny, so he bought him an instant lottery ticket. Johnny scratched the ticket and found that he won $1,000!!!

His dad said, "Hey, Johnny, you gonna share the money with your old man?"

Johnny asked, " Dad, can you touch your asshole with your dick?"

Johnny's dad said, "As a matter of fact, I can!"

Johnny said, " GOOD, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!"
"Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality. I was curious to see what would happen. That's all it was: curiosity.'-Jim Morrison
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Posted Wednesday December 19, 2007 - 10 years ago (#29758)
Mr. Richards owned a small buisness with two full time employees, Mary and Jack.

Buisness wasn't doing so well this year and he realized he'd have to let one of them off the payroll.

He decided it was best to tell them ASAP so he approached Mary and informed her

"I'm sorry but I'm either gonna have to lay you or jack off".

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