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started Thursday February 24, 2005
last updated 18 years ago
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| Posted Thursday February 24, 2005 - 18 years ago (#19948) |
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A man goes to a psychologist and explains his problem:
"it's horrible doc! I can't sleep a wink! Whenever I lay down I think there's monsters under the bed! I've even tried sleeping under there, but then I fear there's monsters on TOP of the bed! It's driving me nuts!!!"
The Doctor nods his head and replies,
"Alright, relax, I think I can help you. I charge $50.00 a session, we can start next week."
several weeks pass and the man never shows up...
About a month later the psychologist is shopping for groceries when he sees the man in the store.
His curiosity gets the best of him so he strolls up to him and asks,
"You never showed up for your session. Why?"
The man looks at him and replies
"For $50 a SESSION? Fuck that, my bartender cured me for the price of a beer."
"How the hell did he do that?!"
"He told me to cut the legs off my bed"
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| Posted Thursday February 24, 2005 - 18 years ago (#19951) |
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A man walked into a bar.
He suffered head trauma and died.
get it? |
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571 post(s).
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| Posted Thursday February 24, 2005 - 18 years ago (#19952) |
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A girl walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender comes over and ask's if she would like to try a tequila shooter.
She said "no thanks, last time I had tequilla I ended up going home and blowing chunks".
The bartender smiled and said, "that's understandable, most people puke after drinking tequilla.
The girl stands up and said, " you don't understand Chunks is my dog.  |
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| Posted Friday February 25, 2005 - 18 years ago (#19961) |
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ham n cheese on rye walks into a bar... the bartender sez:
"we dont serve food here"
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| Posted Friday February 25, 2005 - 18 years ago (#19964) |
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v0sh said:
ham n cheese on rye walks into a bar... the bartender sez:
"we dont serve food here"
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| the grass is always greener |
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1047 post(s).
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| Posted Friday February 25, 2005 - 18 years ago (#19976) |
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| Short and sweet v0sh, i think i just wet myself. |
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939 post(s).
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| Posted Friday February 25, 2005 - 18 years ago (#19979) |
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a horse walks into a bar.
Bartender asks "Why the long face?" |
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| Posted Friday February 25, 2005 - 18 years ago (#19989) |
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Two Christians walk into a bar.
One kills the other one because hes not the correct denomination...
...get it? |
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| Posted Sunday February 27, 2005 - 18 years ago (#20016) |
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Jesus christ walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks, .."Can ya Put me up for the night?"
*disclaimer: It's only a joke! No offense meant!!!! |
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| There is more to Listening than meets the Ear. |
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1047 post(s).
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| Posted Monday February 28, 2005 - 18 years ago (#20021) |
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| You're not REALLY a Reverend, are ya Rabre? Hehe |
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